Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Ghandi

I love that guy and interestingly enough so did another one of my heroes that being Martin Luther King Jr. so whats new in the life of Jonny boy…not much honestly well no that’s not true my church had harvest festival which is a yearly event we do it truly is a wonderful time its hard to explain its one of those you gotta be there things. Hmm what else what else…. Well I have yet another crush but this time its not on a celebrity I have no chance with its on a girl at my church who I have no chance with why do I have no chance you ask? Well I’ll tell you because I still have yet to grow a pair and go talk to her geez I need to get over this stupid fear of talking to girls but easier said than done maybe I should just go and make a fool out of myself and say hi to her on Sunday.

Well its time for another top 10 list in case you haven’t noticed this is what I do when I have no material so here goes


Top 10 Cd’s that I own

1. Mind Over Matter – Zion I
2. The Cold Vein - Canibal Ox
3. Logical Progression Level 1 – LTJ Bukem
4. The Philadelphia Experiment - The Philadelphia Experiment
5. The Magnificent – DJ Jazzy Jeff
6. Airdrawndagger – Sasha
7. Deep Water Slang – Zion I
8. Superrappin vol. 2 – Various
9. Darkside Of The Moon – Pink Floyd
10. Shades of Blue Note – Madlib

5 Honorable Mention

1. Curb Servin – Zion I
2. Ascendant moods – PHD and DRS
3. Speakerboxx/The Love Below – Outkast
4. The Anomaly – DJ Logic
5. * tie * The Way I Feel – Remy Shand/ Even Closer – Goapele

and lastly 10 CD’s I want to get

1. No. 1 Vocalist – MC Conrad
2. Producer 05 – LTJ Bukem
3. Journey Inwards – LTJ Bukem
4. Upwards – Ty
5. 7 Heads Are Better Than 1 – Various
6. All Of The Above – J Live
7. Hidden Treasures – Scuba aka King Britt
8. One Word Extiguisher – Prefuse 73
9. A Funk Odyssey – Jamiroquai
10. Love Box – Groove Armada

Well that be all folks so tune back in some bat time same bat channel for the next mind numbingly dull or just really demented episode of murder blog blog…..Be Easy

Monday, October 13, 2003

"I just want to conquer people and their souls." - mike tyson

yeah that’s pretty freakin special huh but its funny in a demented way and anybody who knows me probablly know’s I’ve said something similar at some point or another lol but anyways I thought I would do another list why you ask??? Its simple…. I got nothin else to talk about tonight –sad- but anyway here it is


top 10 famous women who should date me (based on looks cuz honestly how do I really know what kinda person they are)


1. Jessica Alba
2. Parminder Nagra
3. Rosario Dawson
4. Christina Milian
5. Kate Beckinsale
6. Jennifer Freeman
7. Sanaa Lathan
8. Goapele (not exactly famous but her singing voice is as beautiful as her)
9. Mandy Moore (when did she get so hot)
10. Lucy Liu (now that she has seemingly cleaned up her act and doesn’t come off as a bitch anymore)

And now 10 people or groups who need a good open handed slap to the mouth

1. Whom ever came up with the mullets…..what the hell were u thinkin
2. People who have mullets
3. Vekk….cuz I said so that’s why
4. The cast of Sex and the city
5. George W. Bush
6. The RIAA (suing 12 year olds come on dog)
7. Hillary Clinton
8. The RIAA sorry those MF’ers are on my nerves right now
9. Whoever came up with political correctness news flash it ain’t workin
10. Atheist

And that be all for today so I leave you with this thought…..Bar Mitzvah’s………..

Be Easy

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

“For us patriotism is the same as the love of humanity” – Mahatma Ghandi

the above quote has nothing to do with what I wrote today I just like it yet another one thanks to raptivism.com I love those guys

I have been thinking a lot lately about what I like in a woman and what I would look for in a mate so I figured I’d write it down and then post it on my blog what this will accomplish is beyond me guess its more therapy than anything but here it goes….

The qualities of my ideal woman

1. Intelligence – I hates me a stupid girl I dislike stupidity in general it drives me nuts
2. Patience – I’m beyond imperfect and while I am trying to change for the better I am still going to make mistakes and learn from them all I ask is that she can be patient with me
3. Above all must love Jesus – nuff said
4. Willing to try new things – doing the same old stuff just gets old quick I like to do new and different things when the opportunity presents itself
5. Understands that sometimes its ok to do things apart – I don’t expect her to give up her friends and I don’t feel I should give up mine
6. Enjoys music – music is my life, its what helps me feel good when I feel bad or when I want to chill, or if I need to get hyped up it helps me in so many ways and I would like somebody who can appreciate it like I do or somewhat like I do anyway
7. Loves children – at this point in life I think I am looking for the woman I intend to marry and one of the things I want out of that is to be a father I want children a whole bunch and I want them to be raised in a loving two parent home
8. Likes to be silly but knows when to be serious – hey I am a silly guy some might say crazy but its fun but its not always time to be silly as I have learned basically there is a time and place for everything
9. Can take a joke and dish them out too – its fun to mess with people even more fun when you’re trying to top them
10. Likes to kick back and relax - I’m a pretty chill guy sometimes I just want to lay around and do nothing or play videogames or watch a movie or whatever u know
11. Preferably a virgin – nuff said

Looks aren’t everything this is true but they are important this is just some of the stuff I find physically attractive not necessarily what I expect just stuff I like so here we go again……

Things that I find physically attractive in women

1. eyes a woman with pretty eyes that you can just get lost in is amazing
2. butts hey at least I’m honest and it doesn’t have to be a big but either just a nice shape to it long as its not flat I hate flat butts
3. dark skin I just like darker toned skin I guess that explains why I am mostly attracted to black, asian and south asian , and latin women or just women with a nice tan in general but I tend not to discriminate because beauty comes in all colors that’s just what I notice I like the most
4. shapely this is another thing I love curvy women I like a nice shape and a little meat on the bones not skinny but not fat sounds kind of bad coming from a fatty such as myself but hey I am workin on it
5. breast what can I say yet again I am a guy and I do look and I like them
6. nice teeth since I wore braces from 8th to 10th grade I notice teeth a lot now granted my teeth shifted back somewhat cuz I kept losing my retainers but they still look a whole heck of a lot better and I like nice teeth
7. nice smile that’s right up there with eyes a girl with a pretty smile will get you every time
8. soft skin does anybody really want to be with a girl who has rough manly skin I didn’t think so
9. legs cliché yes but I still like em smooth long and shiny
10. thighs sounds kind of like a buffet now don’t it lol just kidding I like a woman with an athletic build
11. hair doesn’t have to be straight doesn’t have to be curly doesn’t have to be long or short just nice and well kept
12. armpits this is a weird one but if they are hairy or have that weird stain some girls have it makes me sick just smooth and not any of the above mentioned things is good


that’s about all for now this isn’t everything just what I could think of off the top of my head if anybody knows an accessible woman who fits these qualities you’re a damn liar no just kidding let me know hehe that is all so till next time…..be easy