Monday, October 13, 2003

"I just want to conquer people and their souls." - mike tyson

yeah that’s pretty freakin special huh but its funny in a demented way and anybody who knows me probablly know’s I’ve said something similar at some point or another lol but anyways I thought I would do another list why you ask??? Its simple…. I got nothin else to talk about tonight –sad- but anyway here it is


top 10 famous women who should date me (based on looks cuz honestly how do I really know what kinda person they are)


1. Jessica Alba
2. Parminder Nagra
3. Rosario Dawson
4. Christina Milian
5. Kate Beckinsale
6. Jennifer Freeman
7. Sanaa Lathan
8. Goapele (not exactly famous but her singing voice is as beautiful as her)
9. Mandy Moore (when did she get so hot)
10. Lucy Liu (now that she has seemingly cleaned up her act and doesn’t come off as a bitch anymore)

And now 10 people or groups who need a good open handed slap to the mouth

1. Whom ever came up with the mullets…..what the hell were u thinkin
2. People who have mullets
3. Vekk….cuz I said so that’s why
4. The cast of Sex and the city
5. George W. Bush
6. The RIAA (suing 12 year olds come on dog)
7. Hillary Clinton
8. The RIAA sorry those MF’ers are on my nerves right now
9. Whoever came up with political correctness news flash it ain’t workin
10. Atheist

And that be all for today so I leave you with this thought…..Bar Mitzvah’s………..

Be Easy

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